The Song of the Raven

Valentine's Day Reading List

2012-02-10T03:20:00.000-08:00

The Dangers of Self Combusting by Lintu68 FF id:3527565
The Bill by caxo76 FF id:5506699

The Ten Trials of Connie Rosolli by Rosaleen68 FF id:4039952

Turnpike by Rangemansbabe FF id:5476961

Legacy by SueB3 FF id:6513720

Lester's Pet by mybrowneyes FF id:5275861

Shamu by nje FF id:4207491

Shattered Dreams and Broken Hearts by CEP914 FF id:5731899

Silent But Deadly by Orochi'sLeftNipple FF id:3775429

Someone Special by Nicole Santos FF id:6053728

Stephanie's New Deal by PsychGrl FF id:3516346

Ranger's Songs

2012-02-10T00:54:00.000-08:00

Gypsy by Ronan Hardiman(Michael Flatley's Lord of the Dance)

Sirius/Eye In The Sky by the Alan Parsons Project

Mrs. Lucy Lu Helen "Why Me" Morticia Morelli

2012-02-09T01:25:00.000-08:00

Mrs. Joseph A. Morelli

2012-02-01T21:10:00.000-08:00

Lucy Morticia Fowler Morelli.
Age unknown.
Has neon green nails on one of her front paws.
Loves to whine and to dig holes outside in the yard in the dead of cold, chilly winter nights.
Whined "Why me?" but did not faint upon finding out about her marriage with the famous Hairy Italian Stallion.

Batman and the Joker

2009-07-24T02:26:00.000-07:00

Jack Nicholson and Phillie Phanatic.

Here's The Reason Why I Support the Phillies

2009-07-17T01:58:00.000-07:00

Phillie Phanatic!

The Most Solid Friendship in Baseball?

2008-12-30T18:31:00.000-08:00

This?

This?
This?

Or this?

Wear and Tear

2008-12-16T02:27:00.000-08:00

''Bleeding disgusting, not even having a daughter," said one of the hunters. "And what's fifty thousand dollars these days? You spend that much in nets."
"S'right," said another. "People think it's a for-tune, but they don't reckon on, well, it's not pension-able, there's all the medical expenses, you've got to buy and maintain your own gear-"
"-wear and tear on virgins-" nodded a small fat hunter.
"Yeah, and then there's . . . what?"
"My speciality is unicorns," the hunter explained, with an embarrassed smile.
"Oh, right." The first speaker looked like someone who'd always been dying to ask the question. "I thought they were very rare these days."
"You're right there. You don't see many unicorns, either," said the unicorn hunter. Vimes got the impression that, in his whole life, this was his only joke.
"Yeah, well. Times are hard," said the first speaker sharply.
"Monsters are getting more uppity, too," said an-other. "I heard where this guy, he killed this monster in this lake, no problem, stuck its arm up over the door-"
"Pour encourjay lays ortras," said one of the listen-ers.
"Right, and you know what? Its mum come and complained. Its actual mum come right down to the hall next day and complained. Actually complained. That's the respect you get."
"The females are always the worst," said another hunter gloomily. "I knew this cross-eyed gorgon once, oh, she was a terror. Kept turning her own nose to stone."
"It's our arses on the line every time," said the intellectual. "I mean, I wish I had a dollar for every horse I've had eaten out from underneath me."
"Right. Fifty thousand dollars? He can stuff it."
"Yeah."
"Right. Cheapskate."
"Let's go and have a drink."
"Right."

Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

The Most Horrible Nightmare for Yankees Fans

2008-12-13T20:17:00.001-08:00

On the first day of Spring Training, CC accidentally trips, falls and crushes AJ.

Life in Ankh-Morpork May Be Tough for Vampires

2008-12-13T19:41:00.000-08:00

The corporal manning--or in this case drawfing--the desk was having trouble.
"Again? How many times have you been killed this week?"
"I was mindinf my own business!" said the unseen complainer.
"Stacking garlic? You're a Vampire, aren't you? I mean, let's see what jobs you have been doing...Post sharpener for a fencing firm, sunglasses tester forArgus Opticians...Is it me, or is there some underlying trend here? "

Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

The Best Book I've Read This Year

2008-12-11T23:54:00.000-08:00

When one door closes, don't worry, because another door opens.
What, it opens all by itself?
Yes, it seems so.
She thought I'd understand that nonsense about doors closing and opening allby themselves.
It really scared me because I couldn't see what one door closing had to do with another one opening unless there was a ghost involved. All her talk made me start jamming a chair up against my closet door at night.

Christopher Paul Curtis, Bud, Not Buddy